Finally, You Can Cuddle With a Cute Camera-Clad AI Robot That Feels Jealousy

Many people had stuffed animals when they were young. My personal favorite was a teddy bear in the army’s fatigue, called – are you thinking about it – a bear. Fidel Castro was already taken, unfortunately. As much as I liked Bir Al -Jaish, I remember thinking, “This will be great with LLM on the designed device to understand the natural -free linguistic claims and enable the recognition of objects via the computer seeing.” Finally, about 30 years later, Switchbot answered my true prayers and not full of grease!

Submit, Kata Friends, automatic companion from IFA 2025 by a company called Switchbot, and this is as thin as confusing and stuffed with artificial intelligence. Allow me to be clear, I am anywhere near the concrete about what these young men do (called Noa and Niko), but here are some terms from Switchbot to help clarify things. Switchbot says they are “private, low, and permanently on the companionship with LLM on the device. Designed to be forever next to you.”

Cute – good! I believe? From what I can collect, small meat balls of artificial intelligence are often designed to the companion and can do some things that assume that AI’s companion will do it, like … Oh my God, you feel jealous?! Why?! Why do you feel jealous?! Again, for all switchbot (confirming me):

“He gets to know the family members, responds to gestures and emotions, and shows feelings like happiness and sadness, Or jealousy. Over time, the routine and memories learn, become an attractive presence and the development of the house. “

So, just to get this straight, my companion, Amnesty International, full of LLM (the same technique that Sam Al -Taman says will change the world, takes a revolution in work, or anything he says today) to experience jealousy, Learn my routine, and Remember things about me by watching what I do constantly? I don’t know about you, but this looks great. Hell yes, register me. No notes! The army bear was stupid. I hate him now.

I am a joke, clear. Because even if these small robots are able, I do not know, blackmailing me from jealousy because I showed an emotion for a member of my family and my blood, they will not be able to do anything strange like trying and a journey while walking on the stairs because they cannot even move-Oh, Jesus, Amnesty International, can move. According to Switchbot, they have small wheels that allow them to roam independently, and this means, wherever their small wheels, they will take them. sigh.

I mean, whatever. This is just ifa vaporware; This thing (which does not have the price or date of issuance yet) may not even take place. Therefore, we can all rest it is easy to know that the gentle switchbot of artificial intelligence will not see the light today – just a banter. Switchbot actually has a busy record in restoring some of the inventions of wild robots to life, which is good at this stage, because we at least stop asking what artificial intelligence will do and escape from something. And you know what? Bring it, switchbot. I finished waiting. Let’s get this gentle offer of artificial intelligence on the road.