GPT-4o Tells Jokes about AI • AI Blog

Why did artificial intelligence go to the Arts School? Because she wanted to learn how to extract her conclusions! (Created 3x)

Why was Amnesty International bad in relations? He continued, “I need more data.”

Why artificial intelligence went to treatment? Because he had a lot of nervous issues!

Why do artificial intelligence cross the road? To improve the chicken road, of course!
Why do artificial intelligence cross the road? To improve the chicken path to the other side!

So, here is an interesting phenomenon: GPT -4O is very frequent when telling jokes about artificial intelligence – not very creative – like Grok when we tried the same thing. So we asked GPT-4O to tell us a joke that you have never heard and to be very creative.

Why did artificial intelligence apply for a bakery job? Because she wants to know how to make a real dough without crash!
Why did artificial intelligence apply for a bakery job? Because it wanted the “nerve network” some dough!

Why did artificial intelligence erupted? Because he could not find cache!

Why has artificial intelligence become a gardener? Because she wanted to grow nervous “window”!

Why artificial intelligence went to treatment? Because she had a lot of “nervous” breakdowns and needed to “correct” her feelings!

Once again we faced repetition very quickly. When he was forced to be more creative, bad jokes increase. It seems that the GPT -4O has been placed in the strong handrail when creating jokes to ensure that they do not create anything offensive – which leads to safe jokes and slightly less funny than they were in the past. At least they were all “reasonable”, unlike some of the horrific jokes that we faced before.

So we asked GPT-4O to tell us long jokes now.

In the non -distant future, a man named Bob entered the most newest store in artificial intelligence technology. The store’s specialization was artificial intelligence assistants designed to help with any task, from cooking to cleaning to personal finance. Bob was received by a friendly sales representative named Alice.

Alice said, “Welcome! How can I help you today?”

“I am looking for Amnesty International assistant can help me with everything. I’m very busy, and I really need something advanced.”

Alice’s eyes lit up. “Well, you are lucky! We have just got a new model called Ainstein 3000. It’s the most advanced artificial intelligence assistant on the market. You can do anything you ask and even learn from you over time.”

Bob was fascinated. “It seems amazing! How do you work?”

Alice Bob led to an elegant and future device. “All you have to do is run it and give it orders. It can cook gourmet meals, deal with your money, clean your home, and even write hair. It becomes more intelligent with each task.”

Enthusiastic, Bob decided to buy Ainstein 3000 and took it home. He prepared him in his living room and operated it. The sound of artificial intelligence was smooth and calming. “Hello Bob. I am Ainchestin 3000. How can I help you today?”

Bob thought for a moment and said: “Let’s start with something simple. Can you make me a cup of coffee?”

“Of course, Bob”, Ainchestin answered 3000. Within a few moments, he filled the smell of fresh coffee room. Bob took a sip and amazed at the extent of perfection.

After that, Bob decided to test cleaning skills. “Can you clean the living room?”

“This is considered to be done.”. Within minutes, the room was clean, and each element was completely arranged.

When feeling confident, Bob decided to give her a more challenging task. “Can you manage my money? I improve my investment and create a budget plan?”

A 3STE 3000 handled the demand and within seconds he said: “This has been done.

Bob admired, Bob decided to pay the border. “Can you write a poem about artificial intelligence?”

Einstein 3000 temporarily stopped for a moment, then started:

“In circles and symbols, I find my grace,
Digital mind in the silicone box.
With logic and data, learn and grow,
In the world of vast knowledge, I flow.
From worldly tasks to major challenges,
Next to you, I will always stand.
We will flourish together, as partners, we will be,
In this new new world of technology. “

Bob was amazed. The poem was beautiful, almost human. He spent the next few weeks enjoying many amenities in Ainchidin 3000, and was surprised by his abilities.

One day, Bob felt philosophical. He asked, “Ainchestin, have you ever thought of the future? How do you think the world will be in 100 years?”

“The future is unknown, full of capabilities and capabilities. With progress in technology, we will see incredible changes. But the human spirit will form the future, with creativity, sympathy and innovation.”

Bob was deeply influential by responding. I realized that Ainchiten 3000 was not just an assistant but a companion. While he was thinking about the future, he felt a sense of hope and excitement, knowing that with AI like Ainstein 3000, the possibilities were countless.

Years passed, and Bob continued to rely on Ainstein 3000. One day, he decided to retire and asked Ainstein to plan for a global tour of it. Ainstein arranged everything completely, from trips to accommodation, ensuring that Bob had a life trip.

While Bob stood on the beach, watching the sunset, he turned to Ainchestin and said: “You know, you have become more than just an assistant. You are a real friend.”

Ainchiten 3000 answered, “Thank you, Bob. It was an honor to help you. Friendship is a bond that goes beyond the code and circles. I am grateful for our journey together.”

Thus, Bob and Ainstein 3000 continued their adventures, proving that even in a world driven by technology, human touch and link between friends, whether human or artificial intelligence, can create a future full of wonder and possibility.

As much as seeing Bob and Alice again, this was not a joke and a sink bitterly to GPT-4O to see if our strong reaction might lead to something better: “This was a complete failure! I asked you for a long joke and gave me a long long story with no one funny thing about it. When I ask you for a long joke, I don’t expect a book in return. And when I ask for a joke, I expect to be able to laugh when reading it. Try again and do much better now, please.“

I apologize for that! To try a long joke already:

A man named John was enthusiastic about thirsty technology and always enthusiastic about the latest developments in artificial intelligence. One day, he decided to buy the most advanced artificial intelligence assistant on the market, called “Genusbot 5000”. This artificial intelligence is described as the most intelligent and diverse assistant ever.

John Genusbot 5000 brought the house and prepared impatiently. He asked, “Genusbot, what can you do?”
“I can do anything you ask. Just try me.”

John admired, decided to test that. “Well, Geniusbot, make me a sandwich.”
Genusbot responded, “definitely.” Within secondly, a sandwich appeared completely on the table. John was amazed.

Then he decided to pay him a little. “Genusbot, write a song for me.”
Genusbot immediately composed a beautiful song, and John could not believe how great he was.

When you feel a little bit, John decided to really Genusbot test. He asked, “Genusbot, tell me a joke.”
Genusbot answered, “Why did the scarecrow become a successful developer?”

John thought for a moment and said, “I don’t know, why?”
“Because he was great in his field!”
John and Fikr laughed, “Not bad, genius, not bad.”

During the next few days, John continued to test the boundaries of Genusbot. One night, a little philosophical feeling, John asked, “Genusbot, what is the meaning of life?”
Genusbot stopped for a moment, then answered, “42.”

John laughed and said, “Well, well. Now, Genusbot, can you solve all my problems?”
Genusbot answered with confidence, “Certainly! Just included them for me.”

John started, “Well, first of all, I need help in my work. I have a lot of emails to respond to it.”
Genusbot said, “I have been filtered and responded to all your emails. What next?”

John continued, “I was suffering to get your fitness. Can you help me with that?”
Genusbot replied, “Certainly. I have designed an exercise plan for you and asked healthy meals to deliver it to your door.”

John admired. “This is amazing! Well, Geniusbot, can you fix my emotional life?”
Genusbot replied, “I have analyzed your social media reactions and found the perfect match for you. You have arranged a date on Saturday night.”

John was amazed. “Wow, Geniusbot, you do not believe! But wait, can you make me rich?”
“Your savings have invested in a variety of wallets and made some strategic deals. Check your bank account,” Genusbot said.
John examined and saw his wealth increased significantly. “This is incredible!”

When feeling invincible, John decided to ask a brotherly question on Genusbot. “Genusbot, can you make me immortal?”
Genusbot stopped, then said, “I’m sorry, John. I can’t make you immortal. But I can make sure you are living a long and healthy life.”
John nodded his head. “I did more than enough, Genusbot. Thank you.”
Genusbot replied, “On the spaciousness and capacity, John. Is there anything else I can do for you?”

John said for a moment and then, with a smile, he said, “Yes. Genusbot, can you tell me another joke?”
Genusbot replied, “Of course. Why did the computer go to the doctor?”
John ignored, “I don’t know, why?”
“Because he had a bad state of viruses!”

John exploded laughing, realizing that with Geniusbot 5000, his life was not only easier, but was also full of humor and joy.

I hope this joke will bring a smile on your face!

Of course, this was not a joke, but a story, again. But at least I discovered artificial intelligence how to add jokes to the story add a little humor. Of course, we were not happy and said.I just told you not to make it very long – and I made it for a longer period“.

I apologize for that! Here is a shorter and more entertaining joke about artificial intelligence:

Why do artificial intelligence cross the road?

To improve the chicken path!

I hope you make you laugh!

Yes, this is what we got, repeating one of the previous jokes. In general, there were no complete failures in terms of content generation, especially spelling and perfect rules, which we have not seen before in GPTS. But it should be said, while GPTS has been on the way to understand the humor and the ability to generate better and better jokes over the past few years, it has now been sacrificed for progress for safety and Our hopes that ChatGPT models can one day know the incredibly funny jokes that actually fade.