Madman Sets Up Entire Server on Disposable Vape, Hosts Its Own Website

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Either it is the most realistic-or the most addicted to nicotine-at all, is unlikely: hosting an entire website on electronic cigarettes that can be eliminated.

According to Bogdan IEESCU programmer, it is a trick that aims to show the extent of its mockery to one and soothing VAPES, it is. Participate on his blog Last week.

A UNESCO said that he was collecting the available VAPES for years, but he did not realize but some “PANCIERE PACIFIERS” came with a microscitographic component amazingly from ARM, the same manufacturer that makes processors used in MacBook devices.

It is capable – at least, at least. According to IENESCU, it is “very bad, it can be eliminated mainly.” However, in 2025, this still means that it contains a ridiculous amount of computing power, at least for something that is put forward after a week.

The specified VAPE – so as not to do a “free announcement of Big Tobacco”, as he formulated it – but the person he chose came with 24 Kibibtys of Flash Storage (Kibibyte is mainly KB) and Three kibibytes of fixed random access memory, all with a 24 -MHz processor.

“You may look at these specifications and think that it is not possible to work with,” Ainsko wrote. “I do not blame you, 10 [year] The old phone can barely download Google, which is about 100x slower. “

“I am on the other hand,” I announce, “see a very fast web server.”

It took some experience and error before he achieved these fire speeds.

Initially, it took Pings ~ 1.5s with a 50 percent package lost, “IEESCU said,” It took a simple page more than 20 [seconds] To download.

He said, “This is very bad, it’s already funny, and I wanted somewhat to leave it there.”

But after he fixed a problem with his symbol, which only read the program, one character, he canceled the real VAPE capabilities.

“Do not take the sounds now 20 milliliters, there is no package loss and a full page loads in about 160 millimeters,” IEESCU’s Farah. “Now this is what I call quickly!”

The trick raises a very important question: If these devices are advanced enough to run an entire website, then why are they designed to throw them? One study estimated Vapes and other small consumer elements add up to 9 million metric tons of electronic waste every year. Is it reasonable to have some touch screens and can even run Twitter?

“I don’t want to be the lawyer who will one day be argued how a device can be classified with USB C and a rechargeable battery as” it can be eliminated. “Fortunately, I am not planning to follow the law anytime soon.”

If you want to access the VAPE website, you can visit this link, although it does not seem to be working at the moment. It may take the smoke break. These are the risk of hosting something on the cloud.

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