Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking

Tuesday afternoon, president Donald Trump posted a threat to his Truth Social platform for “Insert” the province of Colombia, citing the demands of gang viole The capital. The police reports obtained by WIRED that the alleged victim was Edward Corestine, the 19 -year -old software engineer who went to “Big Balls” online and was one of the first customers of Dog.

According to a report issued by the Capital Police Department in the capital, two people were arrested in relation to the accident, described as a chance, between 3:01 and 4:20 am on Sunday, August 3. There is the alleged location of the accident in the northwestern region of Logan Serkel, which is a popular and central central area.

In addition to Coristine, the report refers to Emily Bryant as a second victim and describes it as “other important”. A subsidiary of Doug, Emily Bryant, has been linked to the Federal Trade Committee, Public Services Management, and the President’s Executive Office.

The police report appears to be cited by federal and local laws that drag the theft. It also claims that the black iPhone 16 has been stolen. When contacting him by WIRE, Metropolitan Police Administration initially said that there were no police reports mentioned “Ed” or “Edward” Corestin. However, the WIRED police report says that the alleged crime victims are Coristine and Bryant.

According to the police report, officers who periodically in the alleged crime area “noticed a group of about 10 events surrounding the vehicle of the complainant,” before the attack on one of the two victims.

The report also claims that Corestine “saw the suspects approaching and commenting on taking the car.” He claims that Corestine then “pushed” Bryant to the car. Then, according to the report, Coristine turned into dealing with the suspects. The suspects began after that [him]”

Police claim that Corestin and Briant were able to determine two of the alleged suspects positively. At that point, the report claims that these two issues “were placed under arrest on charges of unarmed leadership” and transferred to the local “JPC”, and may be addressed.

When the police officers came out of their car, the report claims that when “the officers noticed the events,” they started fleeing on foot. The officers were able to stop only two topics.

When contacting him by WIRE, a spokesman for the Metropolitan Police Administration Tom Lynch could not verify whether any of the alleged perpetrators were members of a gang. When WIRED described the image posted by President Donald Trump on the social truth that appears to show blood cortex, Lynch has been verifying that he saw it. While he said he could not independently verify his authenticity, Lynch noticed that the image was “published by the President of the United States”, and said that “there is no reason for not believing” that it was authentic.